Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...