Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...