What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
fit over a bucket!
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New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
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A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
This dog loves people
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