Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...