Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...