A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...