What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...