One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...