Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...