If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...