Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...