They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...