How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Charged for speeding
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What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...