Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...