Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Drum joke Q & A
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How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...