Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!