Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...