Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...