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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
Very hostile farmer
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Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
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The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Don’t be sexist…
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