Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...