Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...