Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...