Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...