Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...