Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...