A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...