All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...