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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Save a drowning mouse
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Gas Station
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
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Condoms for My Camels
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Proof E equal to one
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He had his own frog horn!
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