Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...