What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...