The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...