Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...