Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...