Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...