Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Politically correct seasons greetings
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best...