Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...