Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Men Exercise On the Beach
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Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...