Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...