A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...