Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...