ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...