Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...