A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...