Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...