The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...