What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!