Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...