New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...