I am not forgetful
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Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Prison vs. full-time job
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Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Are You Really Sure?
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What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.