37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...